Adventures of a New Homeowner

The first night I slept at my house, I tossed and turned. Every noise woke me up. I got up the next morning to let SBD outside. Being a new place, she wouldn't go unless I went outside with her, so I stepped into the backyard and inadvertently shut the door behind me. It was early, I was tired and these new locks are retarded. I locked myself out of my new house. Luckily, The Fuzz has a key and works 10 minutes away. : )