Tuesday, June 21

Designer Babies

Whenever I hear hoopla about genetic engineering, it's always about the appearance and IQ. I just don't get that. I'm pretty good looking and smart enough so I know my kids gonna have decent genes. I really think if I was designing my kid, I'd consider her feet.

Imagine, you are in the shoe store and there you see it. The shoe you've had in your head all these weeks. You make your way over to it and JOY OF JOYS it's on sale! Your heart starts to race as you scan the shelves, only the find . . . . . the only sizes left are 5 & 6. And only in an average width. Never a wide. Never a narrow. It's in these situations you think to yourself "if only I could have picked my feet". So please, if your designing a girl, remember to think about her feet.