Weekly Quote

Never put off till tomorrow that which you can avoid altogether.

How to tell if a boy is gay

When a pretty girl invites him to her apartment and he says no.

Weekly Quote

If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.

"Love is waiting outside the biscuit factory waiting for your wooden leg to come out."

Totally infatuated with Cop. Three dates in one week!

Give it a few weeks

So my Sunday School class has gotten so big the Director was going to split it into two classes. She found two girls to be class leaders, but they were new so she asked me to train them. Our class had 17 kids and the girls kept giggling and when I asked them what they were laughing at one said, "They are just so cute."

Just wait . . . you get over that real quick.

Weekly Quote

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

My job is actually killing my brain cells.

Last night I ran into the bedroom door. And I was not asleep and it wasn't dark. Just ran right smack into it.

Today I sent out this email: That's it. I am borrowing a gun and you are shooting me in the head. I'll type up a note saying it was at my request and not to prosecute you.

The Fuzz

So I may or may not have had a date with Cop. We went to see a play with one of his co-workers who knew someone in the play. At 1st glance, not sounding like a date. Afterwards we went out for drinks with the girl in the play; 2 guys 2 girls. Sounds like a date. Either way great time, so I guess it doesn't matter.

Weekly Quote

If you can't convince them - confuse them.