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Let us be thankful for fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.

Weekly Quote

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Alright, who pissed off Mother Nature?

Yesterday, it was in the 80's. Tonight, we have a freeze warning.

Whatever happened to that co-worker gripe?

Yeah, I hate my co-workers. Big shock right? Well here goes. Tuesday morning when I got to work, I had an email from NewBoss (who will hence-forth be called Boss, you'll see why in a minute) which was a forwarded email from Boss (hence-forth Linda, because I refuse to be associated with her) that was written to ask why investigation 678 had been assigned to Dimwit when it should have been assigned to Joe. (Note: I am the one in charge of assigning this shit.) So pretty much, I typed in the wrong name and investigation in the assignments. No big deal right? Two seconds to retype someone else's name. Oh hell no! She sent Boss this email and copied her boss, Cobra, and all of Cobra's reports. WTF!! She works like 20 feet away from me. How hard would it have been to just say "Hey, Melissa? This should be Joe's.?" So I replied to Boss and said that Linda was a bitch, don't worry I re-assigned the investigation and in case he couldn't tell I was pissed. I also threw in a "Have a nice flight." but that is neither here nor there. So Boss called me soon after to check on me and I could actually hear the flight attendant giving the emergency exit instructions. I guess he was so worried I might kill someone; he decided to break the rules.

Weekly Quote

There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say - unless you insist on saying it.

My Pimp

Last night (and into this morning) I played my first game of Texas Holdem. I was invited to the game by my friend who is a Poker Addict. We started with 9 people and after 6 hours, there were only four of us left. Beginner's luck. The worst part of the whole night was when PA offered up my phone number to some guy whom I had just met last night. Not only was the guy drunk, he was a smoker.

Where did the last 5 years go?

A woman I know from my church is a realtor so I enlisted her help to find me a new home. Today she was telling me about one place and was describing the neighbor I would have. I know it was not intentional, but she almost gave me a stroke. She said the woman next door was "our age, early 30's." I didn't want to correct her since she was doing me a favor, but just to clarify to the rest of the world.
I am only 27.

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Money may not be everything, but it is a great consolation until you have everything.